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I love The Onion!
My favourite Headlines:

"Bush Addresses 8.2M Unemployed: "Get A Job!"

"US Vows to Defeat Whoever it is We're at War With" (after 9-11)

"9-11 Hijackers surprised to find themselves in hell"

"Woman Looks Great for a 32-Year-Old"

"Bush: 'Our Long National Nightmare Of Peace And Prosperity Is Finally Over"

"Adorable Democratic Candidate Actually Believes He Has A Chance"


"Drugs win war on drugs"

"the news we have been waiting for"

I found this today that i think is the real news we were waiting for:

...Franka Potente´s new film is coming out AND, get this lads, she is single again!

But dont panic, she is apparently too busy for a relationship at the moment....ironic from somebody who complained that people in LA had a noncommittal attitude and were always too busy! LOL


"9-11 Hijackers surprised to find themselves in hell"

This is a classic

The best Onion article of all time is still Clinton Deploys Vowels to Bosnia—Cities of Sjlbvdnzv, Grzny to Be First Recipients.

Or that one from the post 9-11 "Holy fucking shit Issue":

Point-Counterpoint: America's Response

We Must Retaliate With Blind Rage
by Kent Doane

We Must Retaliate With Measured, Focused Rage
by Larry Tempel


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