SPIEGEL ONLINE: Murder, Tobacco and Propaganda
(By Guest Author Helian)
Predictably, SPON didn’t let the opportunity of the 400th anniversary of the founding of the Jamestown settlement slip to launch one of its characteristically distorted propaganda broadsides.
The title of this latest offering, “Battle over the Murder and Tobacco Settlement,” gives us a broad hint about the level of “balance” and “objectivity” we are to encounter in the rest of the piece.
The title certainly doesn’t deceive. SPON lays on the propaganda in generous dollops from beginning to end. With rare historical insight we are informed that:
“Today historians know exactly who they (the original settlers) were, and that knowledge is very revealing. A priest, but no farmers, along with carpenters, masons, smiths and doctors – not the occupations one would expect for a village intended to provide for itself. Plunder, robbery, exploitation. That must have been the idea from the beginning.”
Not really, SPON. The “idea from the beginning” is there in the historical record for anyone who cares to read it. The settlers hoped to acquire food by trading with the Indians. Unfortunately, they arrived at a time of unprecedented drought, and quickly found they would have to provide for themselves. The idea that they planned to rely on “plunder, robbery, and exploitation” is a propaganda fairy tale of the 21st century rather than the reality of the 17th.
SPON informs us ominously that, “The settlers raised tobacco instead of wheat.” Evidently they never took the time to read the Surgeon General’s warnings. They imported black slaves to help in the fields, negligently failing to build a time machine so they could learn that a practice that had been accepted as normal for countless centuries would be perceived as an evil 200 years later, almost exclusively thanks to the efforts of white Europeans living mainly in England, the very country that sent out the first settlers to Jamestown.
Evidently the editors of SPON are wringing their hands lest, in the hoopla surrounding Jamestown’s 400th anniversary, we forget that “Millenia before the first Europeans arrived there were already people on this continent, and they represented a highly developed civilization.” They needn’t worry. We hear the same highly embellished legends of the “original occupants,” of America every Thanksgiving and Columbus Day like clockwork. The fairy tales we hear and that are accorded the status of “history” in our children’s school books are much the same as the SPON version. The Indians were noble stewards of the environment who peaceably went about creating a high culture and devoting themselves to peerless works of art until they were rudely pushed aside and gratuitously massacred by the evil white Europeans. As one of SPON’s subtitles announces, the whole history of America was nothing but “Extermination, Genocide, and Cruelty.” A couple of the usual obligatory “Indian chiefs” are dragged in to bitch about the white man’s wretched treatment of their noble forefathers. SPON conveniently overlooks a few salient facts in its paeon to the “noble savages.”
In the first place, it was the Indians, not the settlers, who were the first to break the peace at Jamestown. In spite of the fact that the first settlement was built on an island not previously occupied by the Indians, it was violently attacked less than two weeks after the arrival of the first colonists. This was hardly the last time the Indians initiated hostilities. They mounted a surprise attack in 1622 that killed, without distinction, 347 men, women and children. In the process they destroyed a fledgling school that had been founded to teach both Indian and white students. They attacked again in 1644, butchering another 500. Apparently we are to believe that, because the colonists defended themselves, they are guilty of “extermination, genocide and cruelty.”
It’s instructive to look at the reality of “Indian culture,” rather than the tarted up fairy tale version dished up by SPON. When whites arrived in the new world, they found the “peaceful native Americans” cheerfully butchering and torturing each other. The Spanish conquistadors found temples whose walls and floors were caked inches thick with the blood of sacrificial victims. Take a close look at those works of art SPON informs us of so breathlessly. Aztec and Mayan murals and carvings depict bloody sacrifices and ceremonies, and gruesome torture of the victims. North America was also a scene of mutual slaughter, torture, and periodic starvation. Far from being the “first occupants” the Indians encountered by the whites had often annihilated earlier occupants of their territories. Far from being a uniform type, there are marked genetic differences between the different waves of occupiers. Modern Indians, preferring comforting myths to historical truth, have fought to suppress research in this area. In one notorious incident, they tried to claim the “Kennewick man” remains as one of their own and literally bury the evidence that humans of a type unrelated to them had been earlier occupants of the land. In a word, SPON would have us swallow the racist notion that whites were “evil” because they did to the Indians precisely what the Indians were doing to each other. You see, they didn’t have the proper skin color.
When the whites arrived, the Indians began treating them exactly the same way they treated each other. Many of the earliest white occupants of Pennsylvania, not to mention its colonial governing bodies, were dominated by Quakers who refused to participate in war, even in self defense. The result was that hundreds of these unresisting settlers were butchered by the Indians, and robbed of all that they had, often by “noble savages” who came hundreds of miles to participate in the slaughter even though they had no claim to the land whatsoever. From this we can see quite clearly what would have happened if we had been “fair” to the poor, innocent Indians in the modern, “progressive” sense. The Indians typically smashed out the brains of white infants against the nearest trees because they made too much noise on the trail. Captured whites were horribly tortured with fire in ordeals that lasted whole days, as long as the terribly burned victims could be kept alive.
This is the reality of the “high culture” of the Indians
that SPON would regale us with. With
all due respect to Chief Bill Miles of the Pamunkeys and Chief Ken Adams of the
Mattaponi, I don’t mourn the passage of this part of America’s history. If, however, they really think it is such a
tragic loss to humanity, perhaps we can shut down their gambling casinos and
recreate their societies in every detail in that portion of eastern Germany
originally occupied by the Slavs. After
all, surely the editors of SPON wouldn’t dare to be a party to the acts of
“Extermination, Genocide, and Cruelty” that led to the current German
occupation of these lands. What a
fitting act of reparation, not to mention righting of historical wrongs
perpetrated by Europeans, to reestablish the culture of SPON’s beloved Indians
in all its original splendor right in the heart of Europe!









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